Dear Editor,

Cashier: “Good Afternoon KFC can I help you ?” Me: “Good Afternoon, I’ll have One Zinger, One Five piece Spicy, Two PotatoWedges, Five Biscuits, Three Pieces Crispy Strip, One Popcorn Chicken , One BBQ Wings and Two Apple Pies please”

Cashier: ” We Have no Zinger’s right now Sir” Me: “OK then , I’ll have, One Five piece Spicy, Two Potato Wedge, Five Biscuits, Three Pieces Crispy Strip, One Popcorn Chicken , One BBQ Wings and Two Apple Pies please”

Cashier: ” We Have no Spicy chicken Sir” Me: “OK, No problem, I’ll have Two Potato Wedge, Five Biscuits, Three Pieces Crispy Strip, One Popcorn Chicken , One BBQ Wings and Two Apple Pies please”

Me: “OK, What do you have?”

Cashier: ” AHH Original Recipe Chicken” Me: Thank you, but I’m too tired to eat now.

Yours faithfully

G. Ramnarain