What the Australian media are saying about the Ashes

MELBOURNE, (Reuters) – Australian media today   were praying for more rain after day three of the Ashes, as   England moved to 551-4 on day three to amass a 306-run lead   before showers saw play abandoned after the tea break.

Herald Sun

Backpage headline: “Heaven help us”
“England has belted 5-1068 in its past two innings. Now   it’s up to Australia’s batsmen – or the weather – to keep us   in the hunt for this.”

“Do you want the bad news or the really bad news? The bad   news is that Australian cricket has reached the bottom of the   barrel. Let us not kid ourselves.

“There is no short-term fix for ailing Australia … not a   single player outside the test team who would make a serious   difference to the Ashes series. Everyone worth a game has been   given a game.” – Robert Craddock

The Australian
Sport headline: “Battered Aussies on life support.”
Cricket writer Peter Lalor wrote of an “unforgettable day   of suffering.”
“To suggest Ricky Ponting’s men were a rabble would be   unkind to rabbles near and far. To suggest this was a farce   would be inappropriate because this is supposed to be serious.
“Some moments from Sunday Effing Sunday at the Adelaide   Oval will live forever, much like the scenes that play behind   the eyelids of those who suffer post-traumatic stress disorder.”

The Age

“England widens gulf of despair,” wrote sports writer Greg   Baum.  “How quickly it seems the tables have been upturned. As recently as two months ago, two Australian players insisted  Australia was still the No. 1 country in the world, belying   the rankings. Punters made Australia a warm favourite for this   series.

“It was the disposition of a country in denial … In the   white noise of 365-days-a-year cricket, this shift in power   has been lost. Forcibly, England has re-announced it.”

Daily Telegraph
The Sydney-based tabloid exhorted Australian cricket fans   to “join our rain dance to halt Poms in second Ashes test.”

It gave a six-step rain-dance, with the final step   suggesting: “Dancers can stop and twirl in imitation of the   wind, which is showing the promise of rain. Women may chant or   sing, and men can yelp with the beat.”

“If this doesn’t work, maybe we can hatch a plan to bring   back Warnie.”