Hi Everyone, I couldn’t possibly reveal the subject of this column in the headline for fear that you might not buy the paper. For fear that you might groan and say: “Not again! Enough already!” Just bear me with one more time, please. I want to tell you about… ammm… Okay imagine me whispering it in your ear: a pepper chutney! Now imagine me looking everywhere else but at you.
Love me. Don’t put down the paper!
I’ll say this quickly and then get out of the way and we need not talk about hot peppers,
