Channel 67 should air birthday greetings, death announcements at specific times

Dear Editor,

I have no other choice than to name the television Channel 67, a cowboy channel, since there is no scheduled programming for birthday greetings or death announcements.

I am always taken by surprise and become frustrated when I am enjoying a lifetime movie or other show, and lo and behold, every fifteen minutes the movie is interrupted and a birthday greeting or death announcement is aired.

Can the owners of this television channel have these announcements and greetings aired at specific times?

Yours faithfully,
(Name and address provided)