Keeping us safe in the air

I am going to assume that you haven’t been living in a truli hut in the Amazon, and you know that since the terrorism upsurge the airlines have these restrictions designed to keep us safe in the air. You cannot go on an airplane these days with anything looking like a knife or a weapon, even scissors, not even a small screwdriver to adjust your guitar, and of course no liquids or gels; if you have any of those things you are considered a danger.

But then what about a guy who knows karate? His hand is a dangerous weapon; they shouldn’t allow him on the plane; make him go by boat, in a container besides. And those people who don’t bathe regular and never heard of deodorant…the