Dear Men, an explanation

The men I’ve dated have all questioned my reason for procuring so much clothes. The greatest puzzle for them is me saying occasionally that I have nothing to wear. They just never seem to get it. I will speak on behalf of a few of my girlfriends and myself in attempt to explain why we shop our heads off, yet have nothing to wear.

When the places I go and the pieces of clothing in my closet are compared, the latter is way higher. This is always the point highlighted by men: ‘You don’t even go out all the time, why it is so impossible for you to find something to wear!’

Speaking from a utilitarian perspective, they have every right to be right. However, women don’t just dress for the