DG, a new suit and the campaigns are off

DG was on top. “Our young people demand jobs, not jails and drop-in centres…our women and children demand safe homes not safe-houses,” DG – David Granger, not Director General– insisted.

Moses wasn’t going to let him hog the spotlight. “As we prepare to take office, we note how utterly depraved this government has become by shamelessly misusing public funds. One area will suffice, our children, like little Red Riding Hood, are given a modern-day glimpse of the big bad wolves with new, brighter but bigger teeth,” he said, in a snarky reference to the millions in aid from the State for government ministers’ teeth.

DG co-opted his wife. “Today, I close by wishing you, particularly our Chinese citizens including Sandra…a prosperous Year of the