Australia ask ‘who you Warne-a call? — Pom buster!’

MELBOURNE, (Reuters) – With Australia’s Ashes   campaign on the ropes after a crushing second test loss to   England, local sports writers have resorted to trying to   cajole 41-year-old legspinner Shane Warne out of retirement to   save the cricket team in their hour of need.
Warne, as famous for generating tabloid headlines as   match-winning performances, would revitalise Australia’s blunt   attack which took only six wickets in their past two innings,   columnist Peter Fitzsimons, a former Australia rugby   international, wrote in Wednesday’s Sydney Morning Herald.

Shane Warne
Shane Warne

“Yes, England are on course for their first stunning   victory since 1986-87 and it will be at our expense. Unless we   do something. Who ya gonna call? Not Ghostbusters. Why not   Shane Warne?”
“You need to get these wickets. You have a choice of, say,   Xavier Doherty, Nathan Hauritz, Cameron White and  Shane   Warne, in his Channel Nine commentary gear. How many would   really throw the ball to any of the first three in such a   scenario?”
The stocky blond extrovert from Melbourne’s suburbs   relished terrorising English batsmen over the course of a   long, illustrious career, but retired from international   cricket after Australia white-washed England 5-0 in the last   home series.
He has since played for the Rajasthan Royals in the   lucrative Indian Premier League amid his various media   commitments, and is regarded by some Australian pundits as one   of the finest cricketing brains never to have captained the   national team.
More than 70 percent of respondents to an online survey   carried by local tabloid, the Daily Telegraph, said Warne   should be recalled, but the spinner has played a straight bat   — without expressly ruling himself out.
“There has been a bit written in Australia and people have   been asking me about making a comeback. All I can say is that   it is very flattering to hear those words,” Warne wrote in the   Telegraph, a British newspaper.
The legspinner instead plumped for Michael Beer, an   untried state cricketer, for his left-arm spin and local   knowledge of Perth’s WACA ground, where Australia will hope to   peg back the 1-0 series deficit in the third test next week.
“Sometimes horses for courses works. Australia have to   explore all options and win this next match to get back in   this series,” Warne said.
Warne could be coaxed back out of retirement, but would   need to be handed the captaincy, Fitzsimons said.
“I say, OK. Ricky Ponting, we love you and thanks, but it   just isn’t working … In desperate straits, we need to not   only roll the dice, but go to the man who has rolled the dice   for a living, even in his downtime.”