Perish the thought…

Dear Editor,
I hope the student living/existing next to the fish shop in Drury Lane and other students affected by the fish shop pass their CXC exams.

Perish the thought that any should fail. Perish the thought that any should fail at the dictates of the fish shop. Perish the thought that any should fail, adding to the scourge of society.
Yours faithfully,
(Name and address provided)