Wax museum hassar?

Dear Editor,

I find it so amusing that the Ministry of Amerindian Affairs would actually, at this stage, release a photo of the Captain of Tobago Hill with a hassar in hand.
The poor Captain has a look on his face like ‘they forced me to display this.’ The hassar looks like it came from a wax museum.

Our intelligence is further insulted when we are told that there are hassars in the pond but these cannot be seen. Emperor’s new clothes? Brilliant hassars; they only show up for the photo op when the Minister and GINA visit.

My best wishes to the Captain who may be castigated for speaking the truth.

Yours faithfully,
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