Putin: Dobry den! Comrade Bharrat Ilyich Ulyanov Jagdeo! I have heard great things about you. Long may your communism-in-capitalist-clothing-revolution shine!
Jagdeo: Thank you Comrade Leader Vladimir Clement Donald Putin! I also deeply admire and wish to emulate your kick ass approach to foreign investors, your suppression of press freedom and your recent brinkmanship that threatened gas supplies to Europe.
Putin: I understand we have so much in common. We are both teetotalers; we both like to surround ourselves with weak people
