Congratulating the Major-General

Dear Editor,

Can I please say ’congrats’ to my friend/brother in democracy, Major-Gen Joe Singh on his appointment to head the NRF. They could not have chosen a better person. Joe has achieved the rare feat in Guyana of having an unsullied, unimpeachable reputation, well above the political battlefield. He is truly a national treasure. I wish him luck with moderating any excesses on Guyana’s future wealth and offer him the advice given by Woodward and Bernstein about Watergate. If in doubt, just ‘Follow the money’

Sincerely,

John ‘Bill Cotton/Reform’ Mair