Dear Editor,
It was recently announced that there will be a sitting of parliament this Thursday, which happens to be Valentine’s day − a universal celebration for lovers. I wonder if the government and opposition could set aside their differences for this day and exchange flowers with the female members only. Maybe the male members could wear red shirts − but Oh lawd, that’s the government colours. Anyhow next sitting it will be, ‘Let’s all begin to rumble again.’
Have a laugh; we can all do with it.
Yours faithfully,
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